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Friday, January 28, 2011

Eligible Bachelors #1: Would you marry a Ho?

(In an occasional Homoerratic series, we will be looking at internationally-fabulous eligible bachelors, and what we would like to do to them).

Lawrence Ho, age 30.

He’s been called the “Energizer Bunny.”
And it’s true – Lawrence Ho is just as vital, active and determined as a young business executive can be. But this 30-year-old is no ordinary company man: as chairman and CEO of Melco International Development Limited, he’s also poised to be king in the heady world of Asian gambling.
Son of legendary casino tycoon Stanley Ho, (that's 'Doctor Ho' to you) Lawrence is now making his own mark in Macau, an “eastern Las Vegas” located across the bay from Hong Kong.
Net worth: $866 millions

What  I'd like to do to him.
Well firstly, get completely bombed on Cosmopolitans with his father Doctor Ho's third wife (of four) Chan Un-Chan. I mean really, with a name like that, what else would you do?
Then I would escort him by the hand to the privacy of his imperial bedroom - all done up swanky Chinese holy temple style (dragons everywhere!), parading him before his horrified father and 17 siblings, and then ram him silly. And steal all his money, mais oui!

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