L I Z !

1932 - 2011


'Liz!' (detail)

America is a series of mythical landscapes of the past with an unraveling present. Perhaps not so different from us in Europe, but then I thought America was supposed to be exceptional?

Today another example of its exceptionalism leaves us far behind, for the flickering silverscreen of memory.

'Liz!', 2009, oil on canvas and wood, 24" x 48"

'A party of mine'

	Bassey, Shirley - This Is My Life .mp3
	Found at bee mp3 search engine

'Burger': Galapagos Art Space, 2005-2006. 'Heloise and the Savoir Faire', 'Tigger', 'Twisted Dizzney', 'The Leather Invasion', 'DJ Beautiful Crissy', some cops.

P A R T Y !

Lisbon, didn't you say the gay scene was BORING, that it's always the SAME OLD SHIT, crummy music, that NOTHING INTERESTING EVER HAPPENS?
Well, be careful what you wish for. ;)

Coming VERY soon, 'PINK', courtesy of MuchoMachoProductions (NYC - Lisbon).
ie. ME (and a few talented friends)

Email: muchomachony@gmail.com to be on the mailing list.
E sim, falo lindamente o portugues...

U S E M E

Victoria Jackson (1983).

Since when did we all become dumb blondes and actress wanna-bees?

saint valentine's day massacre

If rape and poison, dagger and burning,
Have still not embroidered their pleasant designs
On the banal canvas of our pitiable destinies,
It's because our souls, alas, are not bold enough!

Baudelaire: 'Les Fleurs du Mal' (1857)

T H E H U R T I N G

Charisse would never forget the cigarette burns on her arm.

Eligible Bachelors #1: Would you marry a Ho?

(In an occasional Homoerratic series, we will be looking at internationally-fabulous eligible bachelors, and what we would like to do to them).

Lawrence Ho, age 30.


He’s been called the “Energizer Bunny.”
And it’s true – Lawrence Ho is just as vital, active and determined as a young business executive can be. But this 30-year-old is no ordinary company man: as chairman and CEO of Melco International Development Limited, he’s also poised to be king in the heady world of Asian gambling.
Son of legendary casino tycoon Stanley Ho, (that's 'Doctor Ho' to you) Lawrence is now making his own mark in Macau, an “eastern Las Vegas” located across the bay from Hong Kong.
Net worth: $866 millions

What  I'd like to do to him.
Well firstly, get completely bombed on Cosmopolitans with his father Doctor Ho's third wife (of four) Chan Un-Chan. I mean really, with a name like that, what else would you do?
Then I would escort him by the hand to the privacy of his imperial bedroom - all done up swanky Chinese holy temple style (dragons everywhere!), parading him before his horrified father and 17 siblings, and then ram him silly. And steal all his money, mais oui!